I have four eye drops that I have to put in every four hours. These anti-bacterial eye drops must have hot sauce in them, because they are the most painful eye drops I've ever used in my life. There is nothing cool and refreshing about them. It's all pain. That's the worst part of the recovery post-op. The best part is sleeping all day... but I do get bored.
Also, I have Percocet. I don't really think it does anything to me except make me really tired. Maybe because I'm not up walking around, stumbling into things and acting a fool. Because drugs like that tend to "walk away," I switched the pills with the ones in my Phenegan, an anti-nausea medicine, bottle. This way, if someone comes in and tries to take my Percocet, they'll really just be taking a bunch super-Tums. At the same time, I hope my friends don't come in here looking for something for their stomach ache and take the entire bottle of Percs. Although that would be hilarious.
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